I got a postcard yesterday from the USPS. Apparently I no longer have to go to the post office to send my letters. I can sit at home, click click click and the next day, the postman, who so far comes in to drop mail, will stop by and pick mail too. Maybe I can also ask him to buy me a big burger and french fries on the way, but I'm a vegetarian, so it'll be only french fries.
Now you know what I'm gonna do? The postcard from USPS says my wife will be dumping the laundry on my head and I'd be wishing that laundry would happen click-click-click too. But no.
I'm going to use this wonderful click-click-click scheme to fill in this subscription to Exercise and Diet magazine. The postman will pick it up tomorrow, and in 3 days, I'll get my three free pizzas with double cheese toppings and diet coke (free with 60 month subscription) home delivered! And when the first issue of Exercise and Diet comes, I will cancel my subscription within my trial period, and get to keep my pizzas for free!
And then, I'll send a letter to my attorney so that I can sue the big burger company, Exercise & Diet, the pizza company, Coke, ok not coke, it was diet coke and USPS for conspiring to make me obese. And the best part is, the athletic postman is still around to take the letter and deliver it!
PS-> I actually put the names of all the companies, but blogging can you risky you see, they could sue me for defamation in return! And hey, Coke shouldn't sue me, since I didn't defame them!
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